Congratulations on your special day! As you embark on a new chapter in your life, let’s celebrate your achievements with a touch of humor. Here’s a collection of funny graduation quotes that will make your cake the star of the show.
“I’ve been through hell and high school!”
“Finally, I’m old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway.”
“I graduated with honors…in napping.”
“I’m not a morning person, but I’m willing to make an exception for graduation.”
“I’m so proud of myself. I could just cry…if I wasn’t so exhausted.”
“I’m not graduating, I’m escaping.”
“I’m glad I’m graduating. Now I can stop wearing pajamas to class.”
“I’m so happy to be graduating. I’m going to miss my friends, but I won’t miss the cafeteria food.”
“I’m not going to miss school. I’m going to miss the free time.”
“I’m so excited to be graduating. I’m going to be a real adult now.”
“I’m so ready to graduate. I’m going to be a millionaire by tomorrow.”
“I’m so glad I’m graduating. I’m going to party so hard I forget everything I learned.”
“I’m so proud of myself. I’m going to go out and change the world.”
“I’m so happy to be graduating. I’m going to travel the world and find myself.”
“I’m so glad I’m graduating. I’m going to start a business and be my own boss.”
“I’m so glad I’m graduating. I’m going to get a job and make lots of money.”
“I’m going to miss school. I’m going to miss my friends. I’m going to miss the teachers. I’m going to miss the cafeteria food. I’m going to miss everything. But I’m also excited to start the next chapter in my life.”
Congratulations, graduate! We wish you all the best in your future endeavors.