“I’m not high, I’m just vertically challenged.”
– Unknown

“When you’re high, everything is funny, even your own farts.”
– Unknown
“I’m not really high, I’m just on another level.”
– Unknown
“I’m so high, I can see my house from here.”
– Unknown
“I’m not high, I’m just exploring my inner space.”
– Unknown
“I’m not high, I’m just enjoying the view.”
– Unknown
High Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
“I’m so high, I can’t even spell my own name.”
– Unknown
“I’m so high, I thought my cat was a burrito.”
– Unknown
“I’m so high, I forgot how to get home.”
– Unknown
“I’m so high, I’m starting to believe in unicorns.”
– Unknown
“I’m so high, I think I’m God.”
– Unknown
High Quotes That Will Make You Think
“I’m not sure if I’m high or if the world is just really weird.”
– Unknown
“I’m starting to think that being high is the natural state of being.”
– Unknown
“I’m not addicted to weed, I’m just really good at it.”
– Unknown
“I’m not a stoner, I’m just a really chill person.”
– Unknown
“I’m not high, I’m just enlightened.”
– Unknown
Tips and Tricks for Getting High Safely
- Start with a small dose and wait to see how it affects you before taking more.
- Drink plenty of water to stay hydrated.
- Have some snacks on hand in case you get the munchies.
- Don’t mix weed with other drugs, especially alcohol.
- If you’re not sure how you’re going to react to weed, try it in a safe and comfortable environment with someone you trust.
Common Mistakes to Avoid When Getting High
- Taking too much weed and freaking out.
- Smoking weed in public and getting arrested.
- Mixing weed with other drugs and having a bad reaction.
- Driving while high and getting into an accident.
- Getting caught with weed and getting in trouble with the law.
Pros and Cons of Getting High
Pros:
- Can be a fun and relaxing experience
- Can help you to socialize and make new friends
- Can relieve stress and anxiety
- Can help you to sleep better
- Can be a creative and inspiring experience
Cons:
- Can be addictive
- Can lead to respiratory problems
- Can impair your judgment and coordination
- Can cause anxiety and paranoia
- Can be illegal in some places
Funny High Quotes Table | Effect of Smoking Weed | Funny High Quotes Table | Effect of Smoking Weed
Type | Description |
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Cerebral | Uplifting and energizing; may cause euphoria, increased creativity, and sociability |
Body | Relaxing and calming; may cause couch-lock, drowsiness, and increased appetite |
Mixed | Combines cerebral and body effects; may cause a balance of both energizing and relaxing effects |
## Table of Funny High Quotes | Funny High Quotes |
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“I’m so high, I can’t even spell my own name.” | |
“I’m so high, I thought my cat was a burrito.” | |
“I’m so high, I forgot how to get home.” | |
“I’m so high, I’m starting to believe in unicorns.” | |
“I’m so high, I think I’m God.” |
## Table of Funny High Quotes | Funny High Quotes |
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“I’m not sure if I’m high or if the world is just really weird.” | |
“I’m starting to think that being high is the natural state of being.” | |
“I’m not addicted to weed, I’m just really good at it.” | |
“I’m not a stoner, I’m just a really chill person.” | |
“I’m not high, I’m just enlightened.” |
## Table of Funny High Quotes | Funny High Quotes |
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“I’m so high, I’m seeing double… wait, no, that’s just my vision.” | |
“I’m so high, I’m starting to think that my cat is actually a philosopher.” | |
“I’m so high, I just had a conversation with my microwave.” | |
“I’m so high, I’m starting to believe that I’m actually a superhero.” | |
“I’m so high, I think I just invented a new language.” |